Virtual Volvy E-Pet
A downloadable game for Windows and Linux
In 1996, Devolver Digital released Pocket Volvy: a virtual pet starring its beloved big-handed mascot.
But a fatal software error meant Volvy would not stop crapping, and would eventually die from the relentless build-up of his own stinking effluence.
At great expense, every Pocket Volvy was recalled and destroyed. But earlier this year, elite net surfers discovered the software hidden deep in the dark web—which has now been emulated here for your 'pleasure'.
This is the first time since 1996 that Pocket Volvy, long thought lost, has been playable. How long can you keep Volvy alive? Five minutes? An hour? Set the world record? Enjoy!
Download
Install instructions
Just unzip and run.
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i hate my life
Volvy, how cute!
The way he waves his hands makes my heart tremble. What a sweet game. Thanks for bringing this back to life!
Sharted my pants from excitement
Not believable!
I thought about downloading and got shit diarrhea :(
Happy BDay VOLVY :D 🎂
V-O-L-V-Y
There are so many games with Volvy, but none where you can have your own till now.
Thank you for the helping hand Volvy!
It's Volvy! V-O-L-V-Y!
Volvy offered me crack at the target parking lot
Release a Playdate version. Holy shit are you guys behind the times.
I hope this doesn't give me shit diarrhea.
OMG
Joyeux anniversaire Volvy !
Happy Birthday Volvy! Thanks for saving the stock market 🙏
Volvy when you release Silksong?
i killed volvy
Happy Birthday Volvy!!!
this game is almost completely devoid of any gameplay, lacks any goal or function, and has little to no user interaction.
10/10 has a little something for everyone
happy birthday volvy!!!!!
I can't have a real pet, so the emulated Pocket Volvy brings me great joy.
Omg such a throwback! Love you Volvy.
Happy bday Volvy,
Hoping your day is as special as you are!
Ah, the wild and crazy things one could do with a giant hand…
I lost my Pocket Volvy back in 1996. :( I am happy to have another chance to take care of Volvy e-pet!
I remember when I got my first Volvy e-pet. I loved the guy, even if I had to clean its craps every 15 seconds. I went days upon days without food nor sleep only to dedicate my life to Volvy.
When the police came to take him from me, I cried so hard I crapped myself, and I´ve had to live with both the crap and the sadness since.
This new Volvy virtual e-pet allows me to complete a period of my life that was taken from me. It allows me to finally live all those beautiful moments that I was supposed to have with my best friend. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
I love you volvy! when is your 3d platformer coming out
happy birthday volvy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday volvy!!!!
PEAK!!! happy birthdya
Happy birthday volvy!!!!
Happy Birthday Volvy!
Volvy’s been held against his will so he couldn’t see his family for years 😔
O_O
game of the year
Happy Birthday, Volvy!!! <3 <3 <3
thank you Volvy Lisan Al-Gaib
shoutout to gigaboots
But we thought you were executed by the head of state...
M O N D O N G O
I LOVE VOLVY I LOVE VOLVY